Most Common Bachelorette Party Mistakes
1. Letting the party go on for more than 3 days.
2. Letting the bachelorette have sex with any man besides her husband-to-be.
3. Using the penis straws - okay their kinda cute - but really penis straws?!?!
4. Making assumptions about who will attend.
5. Not collecting money up-front from the attendees.
6. Skimping on anything - this is a once-in-a-lifetime event for 50% of the population darn it!
7. Buying the pre-packaged packages.
8. No (visible) tattoos.
9. Talking about feelings, especially feelings of love for other party goers or the groom.
10. Let her truly see how awesome it is being single.
11. Ignoring (all) of the bride's input and requests.
12. Letting more than one woman get naked at a time - (hmm is this really a mistake?)
13. Generating evidence - photographic or otherwise.
14. Sustaining visible injuries.
15. Sustaining permanent psychic scars.
16. Not letting what happens at the party, stay at the party.
17. No getting into cat fights, borrowing clothes or makeup without permission.
18. Taking that last shot.
19. Letting her talk on the phone after 10 shots to her husband to be. Or worse allowing them to meet-up at the bar when she is drunk and grinding into the male stripper.
20. Not coming home.
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I saw this hilarious post of terms and conditions for renting a party bus in Vancouver. Couldn't help but wanting to re-post it on this blog for our readers. It is totally a joke in response to some people not happy with a party bus rental company in Vancouver. Enjoy!
Okay here's how we'll do this: have your two dozen (plus) people lined up single file at 103 Ave and Old Yale Road at 5pm on the 14th. The party bus will be there for pick-up at that time since we'll need at least two hours to review all of the essential safety rules before we leave.
Please note: everyone must be wearing a sombrero, otherwise they will not be allowed on board. Also, we only accept payment in Macedonian denars (3500 per person is needed for the amount of time you're booking). No one is allowed to hand me these monies with their right hand; if this rule is violated, the whole event will be canceled. Here is a quick reminder of the rest of the ‘party bus rules':
1) The only allowable beverages are Zima and Ovaltine. Bring your own mug. All other drinks will be confiscated.
2) While clothing is optional during the journey, I must insist that everyone keep wearing their cork boots at all times (we don't want people sliding around the floor - it's dangerous!).
3) Everyone has to kiss my llama before disembarking. No exceptions.
4) No one is allowed to question or comment on the driver's blindfold. He will totally pitch a fit if this happens. In fact, it's best to pretend he's not there, no matter what happens on the road.
5) Patrons will be expected to get out and push if the bus runs out of fuel and there are no poorly monitored gas stations that we can ‘liberate' fuel from.
6) Undulating zebra. (Think about it.)
7) Everyone will sing a long to the polka music that will be playing. Lyrics will be circulated a few days before the event. An inability to speak German is not an acceptable excuse for non-participation.
That should do it. Oh wait - one more thing! If we're a little late arriving on the 14th... just keep waiting! Don't worry: we'll totally show up. Totally.
That was worth a chuckle! Hopefully our clients don't think of our limo service in this way! What do you think? Funny or not?
